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Finally got my birth control prescription and it comes in a cool containerr. Now just have to wait one month and im home free
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The Beach Boys
—Wouldn't it Be Nice
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Enders game, The Fantasy game? hmm
(Source: across-the-univ3rse, via beenkj)
That moment after you finish your nightly facial routine with the new face scrub your mom bought you, and your mom walks in your room and looks you over for a good minute and says, “If the character Kurt Hummel wasn’t based off you Tristan, then call me Coach Beaste.”
OMG MOM. I LOVE YOU! IS IT THE HEADBAND?
MY PARENTS
OMG MY PARENTS ARE TALKING ABOUT BELLY BUTTONS SMELLING AND OMG I JUST CAN’T MY LIFE

