• (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
• Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
• Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
• Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
• Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
• Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
• (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
• Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
• (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
• Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
• Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
• Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
• (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

1. im a fucking piece of shit
2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

(via letthespiralunwind)